‘Most of the time I am a “live and let live” sort of a person, but not, I fear, when it comes to insomniac cockerels that appear to have dined on speed.’
‘I said to Spouse, “You'll have to wash out the dustbin. Sam bled quite alot when you shot him and put him in there. The supermarket asistant wobbled on her stool, fell off and gave me a scared look.’
‘Across a crowded room I could see much animated flirting going on. She was looking up at Spouse all heaving bosom anf fluttering eyelashes; he was quite entranced but trying not to stare down her cleavage.’
‘Yes, it were a right going on. She stood him up at the altar ... Any road up, he's got a right nice lass now, even if she is a wrestler.’
‘The flowers in my garden are gradually dying back and I feel like the Red Queen in Alice In Wonderland as I wield the secateurs and say ‘off with their heads.”’
‘Spouse went to one side of the pond and I the other. We grasped the netting and pulled it tight. Voila: we had invented frog trampolining.’
‘Most of the time I am a “live and let live” sort of a person, but not, I fear, when it comes to insomniac cockerels that appear to have dined on speed.’
‘I said to Spouse, “You'll have to wash out the dustbin. Sam bled quite alot when you shot him and put him in there. The supermarket asistant wobbled on her stool, fell off and gave me a scared look.’
‘Across a crowded room I could see much animated flirting going on. She was looking up at Spouse all heaving bosom anf fluttering eyelashes; he was quite entranced but trying not to stare down her cleavage.’
‘Yes, it were a right going on. She stood him up at the altar ... Any road up, he's got a right nice lass now, even if she is a wrestler.’
‘The flowers in my garden are gradually dying back and I feel like the Red Queen in Alice In Wonderland as I wield the secateurs and say ‘off with their heads.”’
‘Spouse went to one side of the pond and I the other. We grasped the netting and pulled it tight. Voila: we had invented frog trampolining.’
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